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[thevictoriandetective]

I'm Sherlock Holmes, the world's only consulting detective.

I'm not going to go into detail about how I do what I do because chances are you wouldn't understand. If you've got a problem that you want me to solve, then contact me. Interesting cases only please.

This is what I do:

1. I observe everything.
2. From what I observe, I deduce everything.
3. When I've eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how mad it might seem, must be the truth.

If you need assistance, contact me and we'll discuss its potential.

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[thevictoriandetective]

Thank you, John.

[acclimatized]

What do you fancy for tea? I'm going to pick up a cake on my way home.

[thevictoriandetective]

Anything's fine, really.

Though if you happen on any ginger nuts...

[acclimatized]

Chinese it is then.

I'll grab a packet. You're getting a proper cake though.

[thevictoriandetective]

If you insist.